Thoughts Akimbo

Creative observations for sale!


A collection of words by

Kimberley Jace.


About Kimberley Jace

Humor columns

A fish by any other really cool name

When underwear becomes a public affair

Timeline of Joe’s heartburn

Craving that little white jar of goo

Creative cookery best left  to the pros

How to get a Palmetto bug out of your hair

Pssst: Your motivational whisper is calling

Math gets the brain hemispheres battling

The stages of algebra acceptance for adults

Eating at work? Follow the rules

A crash course for the self-conscious

In case of emergency, click ‘Help Me’

Why the popcorn gets so soggy

Running away from bad store signs

Observations and other stories

Lookin’ for love at the Gourmet Cafe

Worst contest entries ever

The day I danced

Uncle Buddy: A diamond in the rough

When life is like a box of bonbons

Shorty goes home, life goes on

Chains bind elephants, us

After the Cloud — a short story

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